by Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim fundamentalists are so quick to blow themselves up and commit suicide generally. Let’s see now …
- No beer
- No booze
- No bars
- No television
- No Internet
- No baseball
- No football
- No basketball
- No hockey
- No golf
- Soccer only, and all the time
- No tailgate parties
- No hooters
- No pork BBQ
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
- Rags for clothes and hats
- Eating with the right hand cause you wipe with the left
- Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
- No music
- No radio
- You can’t shave
- Your wife can’t shave
- You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung
- Women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
- Your bride is picked by someone else
- She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
— Authot Unknown
